Deep thoughts...or something

Alana (walking in to church): Mom! This wind is messing with my hair!

Kale: Knock Knock
me: Who's there?
Kale: Kaleb
me: Kaleb who?
Kale: Kaleb bear who's going to eat all of you!

Me: Jaylee, you need to take your nap.
Jaylee: Bear singing!
Me: Bear needs to be quiet and take a nap too, or bear will go in timeout.
Jaylee: Night night bear! shh shh shhhh

Alana: Does rain come out of black clouds?
Me: Yes, but not those white fluffy ones over there.
Alana: Oh. Why isn't the rain black?
Me: because rain is made of water and water isn't black.
Alana: Well, why don't they just call it water? Why do they call it rain?
Me: Uh...

Me: We are out of Goldfish (crackers).
Kaleb: No fish??? I will go to my room and DIE!!! (screaming)
Me: Okay, go die then. (I know, probably not the best response, but seriously!)
Kaleb: I will! I'm going to go die! On a cross!
(he has obviously been hearing a lot about Easter lately. Still disturbing)

Alana: I love little mermaid panties! I was a little worried that I didn't have any that fit me, because I am growing so big. I drink a lot of milk. But my bongos (bottom) look beautiful! Don't you think my bongos look beautiful?