Kid Quotes

I thought I'd take a few minutes and post some of the kids funny quotes of late. Pictures will have to wait until later. Our computer is quite delicate at the moment. We are working on the problem. So here we go, I hope these bring a smile. :o)

Kale: "Who's babysittering us today?"
Me: "No one."
Kale: "Why not? Okay, here's the plan, you call someone to babysitter us, and then you leave."

Alana: "Mommy, why do you run everyday when it's cold and dark?"
Me: "Because it makes mommy happy and keeps me in shape."
Alana: "Oh. Do you get lost?"

Daddy: "Did you thank mommy for cooking dinner?"
Kale: "No, 'cause Mom cooks yucky stuff. Can I have candy?"

Kale: "okay mom, here's the deal, (this is one of his favorite sayings right now). While I am at school, you clean the house, and if you do a good job, you can take me to Happy Meal!"

Jaylee: "Lily, (her frog) has stinks. Lily stinks.
Me: "Does Lily have stinks? Or Jaylee?"
Jaylee: "lily diaper"

Alana: in the Target lingerie department, very loudly, "oh, these are nice boobs! (holding up a large bra to her chest, turning in circles posing) I like these boobs! They're really pretty boobs. Can you buy these for me? I like these boobs. (there were a lot of chuckles from other women at this point)